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tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 


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rabidchild67:

stuffimgoingtohellfor:

scififreak35:

I…just spent like 10  minutes staring at this.

imma spend like….at least 10 more

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tags #!!!!!!!! #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so me and saraqueer have just checked in the airport and i joked about having a firearm in my bag at the check-in. needless to say the lady didn’t find me funny.


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tags #where's the gravy

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*


thegestianpoet:

the weirdest shit about the whole “your fave is problematic” thing is that y’all hunt down minor details about the past of celebrities while also refusing to acknowledge how you acted like two years ago 


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trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape


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"I was one of those weird children that just couldn’t talk to people, so I kind of had to make myself be not like that because I knew it was going to hinder me." 

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harrystylesdildo:

Christina Aguilera hailing a cab: "heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”


so this happened today

so this happened today


isitscary:

My daughter is blind! She is blind and tiny and helpless and fragile. She cannot help you!



Anonymous asked: "Any advice on buying my first dildo?"

pengwinofdoom:

precumming:

Wow, Jesus is a pervert.


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