my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist
I…just spent like 10 minutes staring at this.
imma spend like….at least 10 more
#chris evans#every line of your body is directing traffic to your dick#where am i supposed to look#i’m trying to maintain eye contact but your nipples are making it impossible (via stuffimgoingtohellfor)
so me and saraqueer have just checked in the airport and i joked about having a firearm in my bag at the check-in. needless to say the lady didn’t find me funny.
*gets gay married during the purge*
the weirdest shit about the whole “your fave is problematic” thing is that y’all hunt down minor details about the past of celebrities while also refusing to acknowledge how you acted like two years ago
i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
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Christina Aguilera hailing a cab: "heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”
so this happened today
My daughter is blind! She is blind and tiny and helpless and fragile. She cannot help you!